MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: Mark Weisman vs. Japanese Subway Guy

Two weeks ago, at the Iowa Art Building, an elderly Japanese man cleans up after an art show...

YOU

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YOU OVER THERE

/looks at AIRBHG painting

YES, YOU. COME HERE.

/walks to painting

LOOK INTO MY EYES

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HEY! UP HERE! LOOK AT ME!

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You know I can do this even if you don't look here, right? I just want the dramatic effect.

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Ugh. Fine. You are now the personification of AIRBHG.

Today, at the Iowa indoor practice facility.

/runs practice drill

/slips

/falls

/tears ACL, MCL, PCL, and seven other CLs

Mark Weisman has been eliminated

Damn it, who put a banana peel on the practice field?

/whistles, keeps mopping field turf