LEMAN BRACKET
Number 3 Seed: JAMIE POLLARD
How he got here: Tried prank calling Bloodpunch, failed; met the new Big 12 commissioner; made up some new billboards; got a job offer; got thrown out of a high school basketball game because of love; remained always, perpetually inconsolable.
Number 6 Seed: MIKE EVANS
How he got here: Wrestled at 165 pounds, has a phenomenal mustache.