No. 2 Seed: FRAN McCAFFERY
What He Did to Get Here: Finished second in last year's Marchifornication; went wine tasting with Bloodpunch; talked about his performance with Gary, and then got a much-deserved raise; hauled in Jarrod Uthoff; scheduled a ridiculous number of cupcakes; dodged a shoe; damn near got Iowa into the NCAA Tournament.
No. 7 Seed: PAT FITZGERALD
/kneecaps Fitzgerald with a golf club
YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY MY RIVAL AND I WILL INTENTIONALLY INJURE YOUR FAMILY IF I EVER GET UP
Well, that was easier than Indiana State. Guess I'm into the second rou...
-- Fran McCaffery has been eliminated by shoe throw --
DOUBLE ELIMINATION AT THE HANDS OF JAPANESE SUBWAY GUY