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LEMAN BRACKET
No. 2 Seed: FRAN McCAFFERY
What He Did to Get Here: Finished second in last year's Marchifornication; went wine tasting with Bloodpunch; talked about his performance with Gary, and then got a much-deserved raise; hauled in Jarrod Uthoff; scheduled a ridiculous number of cupcakes; dodged a shoe; damn near got Iowa into the NCAA Tournament.
No. 7 Seed: PAT FITZGERALD
What He...
KARATE CHOP /kneecaps Fitzgerald with a golf club
AAAAAAAAAAH
YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY MY RIVAL AND I WILL INTENTIONALLY INJURE YOUR FAMILY IF I EVER GET UP
Well, that was easier than Indiana State. Guess I'm into the second rou... /throws shoe
/falls over
-- Fran McCaffery has been eliminated by shoe throw --
DOUBLE ELIMINATION AT THE HANDS OF JAPANESE SUBWAY GUY