FAKE LIE STORIES THAT ARE NOT REAL
BHGP Investigates: FOIA Emails Between Gary Barta, Kirk Ferentz Shed Light on Big Ten Return to Fall Season
This is a not real story that, thanks to ATM and the Big Ten, sadly could be mistaken for something other than a fake lie story that is not true.
Iowa Football: Big Ten Blasts Hawkeyes in Revised Schedule
We’re always getting the short end of the stick, aren’t we?
Iowa State decides to cancel remaining games of 2020 football schedule
An embarrassing loss to Louisiana leads the Cyclone to rage quit the 2020 season
FERENTZ DECLARES VICTORY OVER BHGP
After nine years of lies, prank calls and insanity, Kirk Ferentz finally addresses the BHGP staff and he has a message: I win.
MARCHIFORNICATION: BREAKING DOWN THE FOURTH WALL
The staff is in the tournament. But how will it end?
MARCHIFORNICATION 2016: END TIMES
And I looked and Behoild! A pale horse And the name that sat on him was Birk Berentz And hell followed with him.
MARCHIFORNICATION RD. 1: RICKY STANZI vs. J LEMAN
Love it or leave it. USA number one.
MARCHIFORNICATION RD. 1: PAT FITZGERALD vs. JOEPA
It's the angry coach section of the bracket, and there just wasn't enough room for Tim Brewster and Ron Zook.
MARCHIFORNICATION RD. 1: CORNSHOE HAMMAKER vs. KOK
Another day, another legendary Marchifornication matchup.
MARCHIFORNICATION RD. 1: McCAFFERY vs. LICKLITER
It's time to vote on Iowa's last two basketball coaches. Bracket Madness indeed!
MARCHIFORNICATION 2016: IT RETURNS
It's July, and things are slow, so let's get mad again.
NCAA DENIES JIM THORPE SIXTH YEAR OF ELIGIBILITY
The longstanding eligibility appeal by the legendary Carlisle athlete has finally been decided, against the 129-year-old..
IOWA INTERN UPSET NO-SHOW JOB IS NO MORE
Iowa senior Tony McClaery's once easy A is now a real pain the ass.
Iowa Basketball Players Sample New York Delicacy Pizza For First Time
Team takes break from practice to sample a local delicacy consisting of dough, tomato sauce and cheese.
UI SENT BASKETBALL TEAM TO BROOKLYN, IOWA
As the NCAA Tournament begins in the Big Apple, Iowa is finding its way out of the Community of Flags.
MCCAFFERY AND DUNPHY GO FRAN-O A FRAN-O
Two old Frans from Philly catch up in preparation for the big game.
FRAN MCCAFFERY: THE ADVENTURES OF THE INTERRUPTOR
Coming to a television set near you. He wants his team to be so aggressive that the opponent can't get a word in.
LOVIE SMITH’S TOP 10 RECRUITING LINES
A (fake) top 10 of the best (non-existent) lines from the University of Illinois's recruiting packet (not real) and head coach Lovie Smith (this is fake).
DICAPRIO TIES TO IOWA GO EVEN DEEPER THAN WE KNEW
Incredible new evidence of Leo's ties to Iowa!
BAER SHUNNED AFTER REVEALING WEDNESDAY'S OPPONENT
Just a day after revealing a players-only meeting, Iowa freshman Nicholas Baer gets punished for telling the media about Iowa's opponent Wednesday.
BHGP VALENTINES FOR THE BIG TEN FAN IN YOUR LIFE
Ready to print cards that should warm the hearts of fans from Lincoln to College Park
WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR CARVER-HAWKEYE TO SELL OUT?
Our simulation experts at BHGP Labs take a look at the question.
FRAN MCCAFFERY RECRUITS FOR THE FUTURE
A rare (and *possibly* fictitious) look inside the recruiting process in Iowa City.
A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE IOWA FIGHT SONG
The Iowa Fight Song is playing at an abandoned church in upstate New York, but it's only the most recent example of the song popping up in strange locations.
WHICH IOWA COACH ARE YOU CAUCUSING FOR TODAY?
Yes, yes, no politics. But... hear us out.
BORED HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT PREVIEWS IOWA-MSU
This might be the most factors of any Big Ten game in 2016!
JAMIE POLLARD & PAUL RHOADS GO ON A JOYRIDE
What a lovely day for a ride in the car.