The Pants Party Catches Flights, not Feelings

Hello!

Harrison caught a heater in Vegas over the weekend and just HAD to call me up and let me word vomit into a cheap microphone while I was muted on a work zoom.

Brian Ferentz taught me how to quiet quit and for that I’ll forever be in his debt.

This week!

• 8-4 & keep Brian, 4-8 and fire him. WHO YA GOT?
• Should Iowa adopt Auburn brain? (No. But yes?)
• Is Iowa still the fake ID of college football?
• The playoff puts in three SEC teams before it puts in two B1G teams, this is fact.
• Does anyone know a good chiropractor?
• And a quick Tony Perkins Take.

Goodbye!