If only it was still fall, and I could spend this Shitty Saturday ignoring football and do yard work instead. Nevermind the fact I don’t have a “yard,” I would go and rake my neighbor’s leaves just to prove a point that the SEC needs to stop scheduling ASS this late in the season.
Just look at this!
Speaking of disgusting, let’s talk about what’s going on TONIGHT. It’s MACTION MACTION MACTION with Toledo vs. Kent State but Tulane at Houston could decide the AAC West and I know you guys care so much about the “Big Ten West of the South.”
There’s nothing worth watching Friday night, unfortunately. There might be some good basketball, depending on which teams won their first games of their Caribbean tournaments.
And now SATURDAY, where we have the privilege of watching Idaho-Florida while we sit around and wait for the dumpster fire that will be Iowa-Illinois to start.
Forgive my earlier hyperbole, but there are some decent games this weekend. It does pain me to say Iowa State-Texas might just be the best one. Iowa State will be Iowa’s best win this year, regardless of who we play in a bowl game. Just deal with it boys and girls.
Iowa State-Texas is on the Longhorn Network, however, so nobody is going to get to watch that. Sorry not sorry Iowa State!
Syracuse-Notre Dame could be good, and I love the trope that Notre Dame always fiddlefucks itself, but this team is just too dang talented. HOWEVAH, Eric Dungey is a goddam outlaw and he’s the kind of talent that rips apart teams like Notre Dame at 1:30 PM (wtf kinda kickoff time is that?) on NBC.
You can tell yourself Duke-Clemson is going to be good. That would be a fun conversation to have.
Me: hey, let’s tune into Duke-Clemson while we wait for Iowa State-Texas to start
Also me: hey, how about instead, let’s pop a box of pizza rolls into the microwave and bite into each and every one immediately after we remove them from cooking.
Good times, me and my only friend.
And finally, Cincy-UCF might be a good time, simply because UCF is hosting Gameday for the first time in history. Washington State also hosted Gameday for the first time a few weeks ago. What a year to pop your Gameday cherry.
Remember when Iowa hosted Gameday? Me neither.
|The Citadel at #1 Alabama||12:00 PM||SEC Network||WatchESPN.com|
|#10 Ohio State at Maryland||12:00 PM||ABC||WatchESPN.com|
|Idaho at #13 Florida||12:00 PM||ESPNU||WatchESPN.com|
|#14 Penn State at Rutgers||12:00 PM||BTN||FoxSportsGo.com|
|Middle Tennessee at #17 Kentucky||12:00 PM||SEC Network||WatchESPN.com|
|Arkansas at #21 Mississippi State||12:00 PM||ESPN||WatchESPN.com|
|#22 Northwestern at Minnesota||12:00 PM||BTN||FoxSportsGo.com|
|South Florida at Temple||12:00 PM||ESPNews||WatchESPN.com|
|Colgate at Army||12:00 PM||CBSSN||CBSSports.com|
|Michigan State at Nebraska||12:00 PM||FOX||FoxSportsGo.com|
|TCU at Baylor||12:00 PM||FS1||FoxSportsGo.com|
|Pittsburgh at Wake Forest||12:00 PM||ACC Network||WatchESPN.com|
|NC State at Louisville||12:20 PM||ACC Network||WatchESPN.com|
|#19 Utah at Colorado||1:30 PM||Pac-12 Networks||Pac-12.com|
|#23 Utah State at Colorado State||2:00 PM||AT&T SportsNet||WatchStadium.com|
|Florida Intl at Charlotte||2:00 PM||ESPN3||WatchESPN.com|
|VMI at Old Dominion||2:00 PM||ESPN+||ESPN+|
|#12 Syracuse at #3 Notre Dame||2:30 PM||NBC||NBCSports.com|
|UTSA at Marshall||2:30 PM||None|
|Georgia State at Appalachian State||2:30 PM||ESPN+||ESPN+|
|Western Carolina at North Carolina||3:00 PM||ACC Network||WatchESPN.com|
|UL Monroe at Arkansas State||3:00 PM||ESPN+||ESPN+|
|#9 West Virginia at Oklahoma State||3:30 PM||ABC||WatchESPN.com|
|#20 Boston College at Florida State||3:30 PM||ESPN2||WatchESPN.com|
|Tulsa at Navy||3:30 PM||CBSSN||CBSSports.com|
|Texas State at Troy||3:30 PM||ESPN+||ESPN+|
|Louisiana Tech at Southern Mississippi||3:30 PM||Stadium||WatchStadium.com|
|Wisconsin at Purdue||3:30 PM||BTN||FoxSportsGo.com|
|Bowling Green at Akron||3:30 PM||ESPN3||WatchESPN.com|
|Virginia at Georgia Tech||3:30 PM||ACC Network||WatchESPN.com|
|Miami at Virginia Tech||3:30 PM||ESPN||WatchESPN.com|
|Texas Tech at Kansas State||3:30 PM||ESPNU||WatchESPN.com|
|Iowa at Illinois||3:30 PM||BTN||FoxSportsGo.com|
|Missouri at Tennessee||3:30 PM||CBS||CBSSports.com|
|USC at UCLA||3:30 PM||FOX||FoxSportsGo.com|
|Indiana at #4 Michigan||4:00 PM||FS1||FoxSportsGo.com|
|UMass at #5 Georgia||4:00 PM||SEC Network||WatchESPN.com|
|Liberty at Auburn||4:00 PM||SEC Network||WatchESPN.com|
|Air Force at Wyoming||4:00 PM||ESPNews||WatchESPN.com|
|Oregon State at #18 Washington||4:30 PM||Pac-12 Networks||Pac-12.com|
|Georgia Southern at Coastal Carolina||5:00 PM||ESPN+||ESPN+|
|South Alabama at Louisiana||5:00 PM||ESPN3||WatchESPN.com|
|Nevada at San Jose State||5:00 PM||ESPN3||WatchESPN.com|
|Duke at #2 Clemson||7:00 PM||ESPN||WatchESPN.com|
|UConn at East Carolina||7:00 PM||CBSSN||CBSSports.com|
|UAB at Texas A&M||7:00 PM||ESPN2||WatchESPN.com|
|Kansas at #6 Oklahoma||7:30 PM||FOX||FoxSportsGo.com|
|Rice at #7 LSU||7:30 PM||ESPNU||WatchESPN.com|
|Ole Miss at Vanderbilt||7:30 PM||SEC Network||WatchESPN.com|
|Stanford at California||7:30 PM||Pac-12 Networks||Pac-12.com|
|Chattanooga at South Carolina||7:30 PM||SEC Network||WatchESPN.com|
|UTEP at Western Kentucky||7:30 PM||beIN Sports||beINSports.com|
|#24 Cincinnati at #11 UCF||8:00 PM||ABC||WatchESPN.com|
|#16 Iowa State at #15 Texas||8:00 PM||Longhorn Network||WatchESPN.com|
|New Mexico State at BYU||10:15 PM||ESPN2||WatchESPN.com|
|Arizona at #8 Washington State||10:30 PM||ESPN||WatchESPN.com|
|San Diego State at Fresno State||10:30 PM||CBSSN||CBSSports.com|
|Arizona State at Oregon||10:30 PM||Pac-12 Networks||Pac-12.com|
|UNLV at Hawai'i||11:00 PM||Spectrum Sports PPV||Stadium (App only)|
As for what I’m drinking this weekend? WELL it’s Friendsgiving SZN amongst my Instagram-horny friends, who all seem to be married or cuffed at this point, so I’m showing up to their house with the gift that keeps on giving:
No, this is just for me. What’re you guys gonna drink?