MARCHIFORNICATION 2016: BREAKING DOWN THE FOURTH WALL

Well, we're in it now.

There's no turning back.

It's just us and all that negativity in the bracket, and only one side can win.

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Is this going to be another one where we just pair up two groups and vote so that the tournament can end?

Aw man. That's so played.

Maybe we can channel the positivity through something else, a manifestation of our intent.

Yes. But it has to be something big.

Something good.

Something universally recognized for its honor and valor.

/turns toward Kinnick Stadium

Of course!

We'll animate the Nile Kinnick statue and use it to stop Birk Berentz!

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Isn't that the plot of Ghostbusters 2?

Shit, we already did that finish, too.

Damn it. Maybe there aren't any endings left.

Maybe we did them all.

Maybe I'm not wearing pa---

BHGP STAFF, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

Hey look, it's Sexycop!

I'm not Sexycop. I'm a full-fledged police officer, and the three of you are in big trouble.

Take them to jail.