J, you're a great American, and you deserve to win this Marchifornication. I'll step aside and let you move on.
Ricky, I can't let you do that. For one, forfeiting is un-American. For another, this is your site. I'm just a guy from Illinois. You're a Hawkeye. You should move on.
J, I insist.
No, Ricky. Please, after you.
- As the two continue to argue and defer to each other, they don't hear an
increasingly-loud whistling sound from above -
Please, J. The authors of BHGP turned you into a zombie and had you gunning down Lou Holtz before I was even on their radar. You deserve this success.
Sure, but they eventually let me go. BHGP is still talking about you as a great patriot. And you are. And you should move on.
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I won't take 'no' for an answer, J.
You're going to have to, Ricky.
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Come on, J. Just -- wait, what is that?
Oh God. It can't be --
BOOM
Ricky Stanzi and J Leman have been eliminated by Pakibombing.