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MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 1: FRAN McCAFFERY vs. TIM LICKLITER

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It's time to vote on Iowa's last two basketball coaches. Bracket Madness indeed!

FRAN McCAFFERY

Franwich

WHAT HE DID TO GET HERE: Resurrected Iowa basketball through cunning recruiting, sharp-dressed assistant coaches and screaming at the top of his lungs for five consecutive months each winter.

PAST MARCHIFORNICATIONS: Damn near won 2012 with the help of Matt Gatens, Andrew Brommer and a heel-turning Gary Barta, but lost in the final.

TIM LICKLITER

Tim Lickliter

WHAT HE DID TO GET HERE: Passed off as a typo, but he's actually the guy that Iowa accidentally hired to replace [NAME REDACTED] instead of the reigning NCAA Coach of the Year.  He proceeded to take the controls while trending slightly downward and fly the plane into the goddamn mountain.

PAST MARCHIFORNICATIONS: Technically, his ineptitude is the reason Marchifornication exists.

WHO WINS?