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FRAN MCCAFFERY: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF THE INTERRUPTOR

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Coming to a television set near you. He wants his team to be so aggressive that the opponent can't get a word in.

Greg Bartram-USA TODAY Sports

AND NOW ANOTHER EDITION OF FRAN MCCAFFERY: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF THE INTERRUPTOR

TODAY'S EPISODE: "OFFICE (RED) FACE"

lumbergh icon
So were you able to get those TPS reports completed.

peter icon
I'm close, I really am, give me ‘til the end of the day and you'll have them.

lumbergh icon
/Checks watch Alright, but we really need those reports

peter icon
Well, let me get back to them.

lumbergh icon
Right you are, go get ‘em.

peter icon
Wooo.

lumbergh icon
/Starts to walk away, but then turns back. Oh, before I go, are you doing anything this weekend because the missus and I are thinking about hosting a little March Madness party.

peter icon
Ah geez I'll think...

fran icon
THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT HE'S DOING

peter icon
Wow, Iowa head coach Fran McCaffery, what are you doing he-

fran icon
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT I AM DOING HERE. PERIOD!

lumbergh icon
Um... OK. Well, Peter get back to work on those TPS reports and we'll talk later, its nice to meet you Coac-

fran icon
I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME. LOOK AT YOU IN THOSE STUPID SUSPENDERS, I JUST WANT TO CHOKE YOU WITH THEM.

lumbergh icon
Uh... take your time on those reports Peter I'll see you tomorrow. /He hurries off.

peter icon
Wow, that is not how I imagined my Thursday going, but thank y-

fran icon
GET TO WORK ON THOSE REPORTS!

peter icon
Wait... wait.. timeou-

fran icon
NO! NO! NO TIMEOUTS!

A security guard approaches

security guard icon
Sir, what are you doing her-

fran icon
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

security guard icon
We are going to need you to leave the premises before we call the ­-

fran icon
FINE, I'M OUT OF HERE. WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES. WHAT DID I DO? WHAT DID I DO? YOU GOTTA HAVE A REASON TO THROW ME OUT. YOU WANT A REASON? HERE'S A REASON.

He grabs the nearest piece of office equipment and throws it across the room.

fran icon
(As he is leaving) WE'RE JUST FINE. WE'RE JUST FINE. YOU'RE THE ONES WHO LOOK TIRED. IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IF WE LOOK TIRED. NONE OF BUSINESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

milton icon
That was my stapler. Did you guys see where that stapler went?

THE END

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EDITION OF FRAN MCCAFFERY: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF THE INTER-

fran icon
IT'S NONE YOUR BUSINESS WHAT THE SHOW IS TITLED. PERIOD.