AND NOW ANOTHER EDITION OF FRAN MCCAFFERY: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF THE INTERRUPTOR
TODAY'S EPISODE: "OFFICE (RED) FACE"
So were you able to get those TPS reports completed.
I'm close, I really am, give me ‘til the end of the day and you'll have them.
/Checks watch Alright, but we really need those reports
Well, let me get back to them.
Right you are, go get ‘em.
/Starts to walk away, but then turns back. Oh, before I go, are you doing anything this weekend because the missus and I are thinking about hosting a little March Madness party.
Ah geez I'll think...
THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT HE'S DOING
Wow, Iowa head coach Fran McCaffery, what are you doing he-
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT I AM DOING HERE. PERIOD!
Um... OK. Well, Peter get back to work on those TPS reports and we'll talk later, its nice to meet you Coac-
I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME. LOOK AT YOU IN THOSE STUPID SUSPENDERS, I JUST WANT TO CHOKE YOU WITH THEM.
Uh... take your time on those reports Peter I'll see you tomorrow. /He hurries off.
Wow, that is not how I imagined my Thursday going, but thank y-
GET TO WORK ON THOSE REPORTS!
Wait... wait.. timeou-
NO! NO! NO TIMEOUTS!
A security guard approaches
Sir, what are you doing her-
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
We are going to need you to leave the premises before we call the -
FINE, I'M OUT OF HERE. WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES. WHAT DID I DO? WHAT DID I DO? YOU GOTTA HAVE A REASON TO THROW ME OUT. YOU WANT A REASON? HERE'S A REASON.
He grabs the nearest piece of office equipment and throws it across the room.
(As he is leaving) WE'RE JUST FINE. WE'RE JUST FINE. YOU'RE THE ONES WHO LOOK TIRED. IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IF WE LOOK TIRED. NONE OF BUSINESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
That was my stapler. Did you guys see where that stapler went?
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IT'S NONE YOUR BUSINESS WHAT THE SHOW IS TITLED. PERIOD.