Kirk Ferentz took the stage at Big Ten Media Days in Chicago, where he fielded a few softball questions from members of the media. It was completely and totally uneventful. You can read the full transcript here, but let me assure you, it's boring. Like, even by Kirk Ferentz fluff presser standards. There were like 5 total questions and they have all the intrigue of a grocery list.
As an alternative, I suggest you read my recap below, which is how the press conference happened in my head.