GREG DAVIS SHAKES OFF THE BAD PRESS

Greg Davis sits in his office Sunday evening reading the all of the scathing reviews of the Iowa offense. Off switch on for the offense. It's also getting harder to watch his offense sputter under third-year coordinator Greg Davis. Hey, Iowa offense -- can we see your ID? Iowa searching for answers on offense.

[sings]

I run on third-and-eight
Got nothing in my brain
That’s what people say, mmm-mmm
That’s what people say, mmm-mmm

I don’t call too many fades
But I love my check down plays
At least that’s what people say, mmm-mmm
That’s what people say, mmm-mmm

And we keep losing
Why aren’t we improving
It’s like I got this game plan in my mind
Saying, "Stretch play to the right."

Playmakers do not play, play, play, play, play
At least we don’t throw it their way, way, way, way, way
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
We’ll probably stick with Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake
Just one series for CJ, J, J, J, J
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

I take a lot of heat
I caused another bad defeat
And that’s what they don’t see, mmm-mmm
that’s what they don’t see, mmm-mmm

I’m going horizontal O
I make the plays up as I go
And that’s what they don’t know, mmm-mmm
That’s what they don’t know, mmm-mmm

But I keep using
Plays that are so stupid
It’s like I got this game plan in my mind
Saying, "Keep going to number 5."

At least Barta’s gonna pay, pay, pay, pay, pay
And Kirk thinks that I’m great, great, great, great, great
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Never use play action fakes, fakes, fakes, fakes, fakes
And people ask for KOK, K, K, K, K
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off