WE HAVE SOME IDEAS FOR THE 2014 PURDUE FOOTBALL HELMET

Dear Most Hated Rival,

We saw your post on Twitter re: the customized Purdue football helmet for the 2014 campaign:

Hey @LifeAtPurdue.. buy a VIP card by 6/10 and get a photo of yourself on the @BoilerFootball helmet next season! pic.twitter.com/LFjz0y5gCt

— Purdue Athletics (@PurdueSports) June 4, 2014

Naturally, we were quite excited by this innovative, if mildly narcissistic, promotion and are eager to purchase several VIP cards.  Please find attached a check for the requested amount -- you do accept blogbucks, correct? -- as well as images of our likenesses to be enshrined forever (or until you win a Big Ten football game -- whichever comes first) on the Purdue football helmet.

Regards,

Black Heart Gold Pants

p.s. If the donation of additional monies would allow you to use holographic technology to include an animated GIF on your helmet, we would be happy to provide assistance on that front as well.

via lh5.googleusercontent.com

Big thanks to Adam and Tony for their assistance with the images in this post.