Filed under: FAKE LIE STORIES THAT ARE NOT REAL KIRK FERENTZ SAYS WHETHER THINGS ARE FOOTBALL OR NOT Iowa's head football coach has the unique ability to categorize all things in the universe into one of two categories: is that football or is that not football? By Horace E. Cow Dec 2, 2014, 12:52pm CST Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: KIRK FERENTZ SAYS WHETHER THINGS ARE FOOTBALL OR NOT Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Byron Hetzler-USA TODAY Sports More From Black Heart Gold Pants 88 Days Until Hawkeye Football: Hayden Large Iowa Hawkeye Baseball: Historic Season Comes to an End With Regional Loss 89 Days Until Hawkeye Football: Nico Ragaini 90 Days Until Iowa Football: Brian Allen Iowa Baseball: Hawks beat North Carolina, Indiana State on deck Iowa Baseball: How to Watch the Hawkeyes vs North Carolina in the Terre Haute Regional