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APPETITE FOR FRANSTRUCTION: MAKING A BETTER ROCK N ROLL FRAN BOBBLEHEAD

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There's a Rock n Roll Fran bobblehead giveaway for Sunday's home game against Minnesota. It kind of sucks. But we know how to make it better!

Horace E Cow

So there's another bobblehead giveaway for Iowa's home game against Minnesota on Sunday. It's a continuation of their annual Give Fran a Gimmick series of bobbleheads; last year gave us Hawaiian Fran, while this year brings us Rock n Roll Fran. Which, hey, rock n roll! This could be fun, right? There's all kinds of goofy costumes or looks you could give a Fran bobblehead to sell this gimmick, right? Right?

Or you could just give him a guitar.

welp!

As usual, though, BHGP has some ideas on how they could have done this better. So I commissioned some of our finest image manipulation artists to come up with a few Rock n Roll Fran designs that Iowa could have immortalized in bobblehead form.

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Fran_kiss_medium

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Fran_zeppelin_medium

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Franzappa_medium

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Frannyrotten_medium

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EDIT: Added more!

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Now those would have been Rock N Roll Fran bobbleheads that I could get behind. Seriously, Iowa marketing department, give us a call next time. We have ideas.

As always, a massive hat-tip to Tony and Horace for their peerless help with the pics.