Missouri State at Iowa Game Day Arrest Report

IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER. That's why we drink it early in the morning on Saturdays before lackluster Iowa Football games. You now the drill by now. Here's the link to the full University of Iowa Department of Safety game day arrest report. Here's a few highlights:

THE STATS.

UI Police issued the following number of citations

PAULA Citations: 6
Public Urination Citations: 0
Open Container in Public Citations: 3
Public Consumption of Liquor: 0

5 arrestees were signed out and 1 was transported to jail.

THE GAME WAS A REAL SNOOZER.

Wagner, Sean Patrick, 18 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1141 hours. It was reported that Wagner was in and out of consciousness and they could not wake him up. Wagner admitted drinking. Wagner blew .158 PBT.

DUDE, YOU PUKED ON YOUR SHOES.

McCracken, Jonathan Michael, 25 of Ames, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1136 hours. Reported that McCracken was vomiting. McCracken had vomit on his feet when officers arrived. McCracken had slurred speech and smelled strongly of ingested alcohol. McCracken refused medical and refused PBT.

ROOKIE.

Schaub, Austin Michael, 19 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1213 hours. Schaub was having trouble with his balance. Schaub almost fell several times. Schaub used other fans to keep his balance. Schaub had slurred speech and admitted drinking. Schaub refused PBT.

AND SERIOUSLY, DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. CMON PEOPLE.

Sebetka, Timothy James, 57 of Cedar Rapids, IA for OWI 1st at 1360 Melrose Ave at 1530 hours at the Vehicle Safety Checkpoint.