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Johnny Manziel Investigation Analysis By A Bored High School Student

BHGP's leading analyst goes in-depth on the latest scandal to rock college football.

This is Johnny Football's patented "Football Move."
This is Johnny Football's patented "Football Move."
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Johnny "Football" Manziel won the 2012 Football Heisman Award. He is now in trouble for selling himself and his likeness for money. The authorities are calling this an "autographs scandal." There are many factors to consider in should you get some money. Here is more compare and contrast of this late breaking news development.

Johnny "Football" is the QBack for the Texas A&M Aggies. The A in A&M also stands for Aggies. That is because it is a school for Aggies, an old Indian term that means "farmer." Johnny Football is not a farmer except if you count touchdowns, and that isn't a crop you dumby!!! He was the first player to win the Football Heisman since Tim Teabow was a sophmore. Texas A&M won many football games in 2012 and they are probably going to win a lot more.

Texas A&M University (A&M or TAMU) is a coeducational public research university located in College Station, Texas, United States. It is the flagship institution of the Texas A&M University System, the seventh-largest university in the United States and the largest university in Texas.[12][13] Texas A&M's designation as aland, sea, and space grant institution reflects a broad range of research with ongoing projects funded by agencies such as the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), the National Institutes of Health, the National Science Foundation, and the Office of Naval Research. The school ranks in the top 20 American research institutes in terms of funding and has made notable contributions to such fields as animal cloning and petroleum engineering.

Football Manzell is in trouble now though because of autographs. He sold his own for lots of dollars according to and now the NCAA knows the jig is up. The NCAA says you can't sell your own autographs because of amateuring, which is where you make people poor so they will play football better. That autograph money belongs to the school now, mister, is I bet what the A&M's are going to tell John Football. A&M's are different of M&M's. There are many contrasts and not many compares between the two. My favorite M&M is red and my favorite A&M is Ryan Tallyho who is QBack for the Miami Heat now.

If all of this business is true then Johnny Manzeil is probably kicked out of football camp right when it starts. I have never gotten kicked out of summer camp but my brother Tyler did back when he was still in high school, he got caught with cigarettes and that is a big no-no. Maybe he was selling autographs too but I doubt it, nobody thinks Tyler is cool except for his weirdo girlfriend who has a heart tattoo on her hand. My mom doesn't like her. There are many factor to consider in if your big brother's girlfriend is a common tramp or a hooker with a heart of gold.

This is the best Johnny Football highlights video.

There are many factors in can you play football or not. If the NCAA decides Manzeel got paid for doing a thing then it will probably say he can't play all year long. If he DUI'ed then probably he would come back a lot earlier but money is way worse than drunken driving. I bet Johnny Football would go to the National Johnny Football League after this yer where he is allowed to have all the money and do all the autographing he wants. That is called being a true professional but my dad says the only true professional anymore is Payton Manning, but my dad is always drunken during football so he says a lot of things. He likes to compare and contrast the white and black players and it makes my mom mad when he starts doing that.

According to the internet this has been a big time NCAA investigation since June, a month when football players are usually playing XBox and just being Regular Joe Footballs like you and me. Some of their favorite video games are Call of Duty and Gears of War. My favorite video game is NCAA 13 because I get to play as my favorite players. I bet if you play football you don't like playing football games. If Super Mario ever got his hands on Mario Kart I bet he'd say it's stupid. There are many factors in do you get a green or blue shell.

Some people think this is a sucky rule that is outdated and arcade. It is the year 2013 and some experts say it is time for collegiate athletes to sell autographs like pro athletes and collegiate non-athletes. Others say John E. Football is just a prime time troublemaker. This is the big compare and contrast of our time in collegiate sports.

If Johnny Football is not allowed to play football he is obliggated to change his name back to Johnny Manzile according to the courts system. Otherwise he will get sued by NCAA Football. You do not want to go toe to toe with the NCAA because they will know if your lying and that is like lying to the "feds." Maybe if he comes clean they will let him keep his Football name but I doubt it.

In conclusion Johnny Football-Manzeill really got himself in that trouble by doing autographs if the internet is true. You shouldn't get yourself in trouble by selling things for money. America is smarter than that. Thank you.