Greg Davis Chews on Things, Part 2

At Iowa football practice yesterday...

/blows whistle

RUN IT AGAIN

RUN IT AGAIN

YEAH COME ON GUYS RUN IT AGAIN

LET'S UP THE STAKES: IT'S LATE IN THE FOURTH QUARTER, THIRD AND EIGHT AT THE 35, WE'RE DOWN BY TWO

WINNING TEAM GETS ECTO COOLER

NOW RUN IT AGAIN

/steps under center

BLUE 80

/slaps a defensive tackle on the ass for no reason

BLUE 80 HUT HUT HIKE

/drops back

/runs five-yard curl

/throws to KMM

/catches pass

/is immediately tackled three yards short of a first down

/blows whistle

NO NO NO NO NO DANG IT

MANLEY, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FIVE-YARD OUT, NOT A FIVE YARD CURL

NOW WE HAVE TO PUNT

(eeeeeeeeeee)

YOU NEED TO GET MORE HORIZONTAL

NO HI-C FOR YOU

SECOND TEAM, GET IN HERE

OK, Sokol, this is what we're going to...

Sokol.

Give it back!

SOKOL

SOKOL, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE

I can't, coach!

What the heck do you mean you --

Aw, dang it Greg.

Let go of Sokol's helmet, Greg

GRRRRRRR

Let it go.

GRRRRRRR

LET IT GO GREG

/runs away with helmet

/runs onto practice field

Kirk! I'm glad I found you!

I have your million-dollar bonus check for getting that third down stop in practice.

Aw, hey Greg! How are you doing? Are you being a good boy?

/pees on Gary Barta's leg

LOL

LOL

LOL