Greg Davis Chews on Things, Part 1

At a daily meeting of the offensive coaching staff...

So I was thinking: What if we ran the stretch play to the right?
We already do that, Dad.
Yeah, Kirk. That's already in the playbook.
Really? Where is it?
Top right
/opens binder

Well I'll be damned. I wanted to call that play all last sea...
GRRRRR
Aw, damn it, Greg.

GRRRRRR-RUFF
Let go of it, Greg
GRRRRRRR
Greg! Let GO!
/tugs on binder
/tugs binder away
/shakes binder violently
/runs to corner of room
/resumes chewing
Most productive thing he's done here.

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