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Happy Independence Day from Black Heart Gold Pants

If you don't love it, leave it. USA. Number 1.

By Patrick Vint

Happy Independence Day from BHGP! Our black hearts are swelling with patriotism. Our gold pants are red, white, and blue. Our barbeques are...did you say you have bottle rockets? Let's shoot some bottle rockets.

There's nothing better than being American, indeed, sir. Nothing better at all.

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