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This Ricky Stanzi Mix Tape Is Probably Incredible

Kansas City safety Eric Berry tweeted that he's listening to a mix by none other than Ricky Stanzi. We have some ideas.

By Adam Jacobi
Jeff Hanisch-US PRESSWIRE

So, Kansas City Chiefs safety (and noted horse unethusiast because he's smart) Eric Berry tweeted this out this morning:

(And yes, he's verified, that's him.)

Obviously, YES. A Ricky Stanzi mix tape is exactly what this country and everybody's iTunes needs. Fortunately, we have sources close to the situation* and we can share with you exactly what that mix is.

Carve out some time. It's time to let America get all up in your earholes, people.

DJ RICKY STANZI'S ALL-AMERICAN MIX TAPE

1. Star-Spangled Banner - Whitney Houston

Duh.

2. God Bless the USA - Lee Greenwood

Duh again.

3. God Bless America Techno Remix

This is a good song because it lets you party and dance but at the end you're still feeling really good about the good old USA.

4. Born in the USA - Bruce Springsteen

Being born in the USA is a pretty neat thing and it's pretty neat that Bruce wrote a song about it!

5. Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater

What's a "protest song"?

6. Root 'Em Out Joe - Leslie De Gaulle Trio

Sometimes it's fun to listen to the classics.

7. Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue - Toby Keith

We already got bin Laden but a little nostalgia never hurt anybody!

8. Ain't That America - John Mellencamp

Spoiler alert: that IS America. And that's great!

9. Bringing Home the Roses - The Fabulous Fryers

Mixing it up with a Hawkeye classic.

10. DJ Drama - Pledge Of Allegiance ft. Wiz Khalifa, Planet VI & B.o.B

NOTE: Stanzi did not listen to this song before putting it on the mix.

11. Beastie Boys - Paul Revere

Same here.

12. Notti Boy - Hawkeye Anthem

Another Hawkeye song that's prett—wait, did that song just namecheck Ricky Stanzi????

13. Notti Boy - Hawkeye Anthem

14. Notti Boy - Hawkeye Anthem

15. Notti Boy - Hawkeye Anthem

16. Notti Boy - Hawkeye Anthem

17. Notti B[NOTE: Stanzi's iPod has just been thrown out the window]

*sources located in the gardens of OUR MINDS.

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