...and then we'll bring Bullock in motion to the slot. Now, here's where we are going to surprise some teams. With Bullock in the slot, our quarterback will hand the ball off to Weisman for a stretch run left. I cannot wait to bring this on-- -
The secretary struggles with a large fruit basket and accidentally knocks over part of Kirk's collection of model cars.
20 minutes later...
Kirk peels down the zipper of his windbreaker
Gary begins to beat box
Pretty good for someone who never recruits
But I bet a decade from now you'll release a press release saying you're sorry for what you've done
You're no Dr. Tom, you're not even Dr. Evil
I'm not really familiar with either of those people
This is not Indiana, so don't act a fool.
It's about time you realize - this is a football school.
Where'd all the fans go, I only see a few.
Maybe it's because you score fewer points than even we do.
Your program has a revolving door, everybody balks.
You'll never ever, ever see that with my group of Hawks.
You talk about the Butler way and what it is all about.
Well, I asked Jeeves and it said: Your connection has timed out.
I'm not really good with computers, so I'm not sure what that means.
But get out of my office, here comes Shonn Greene.
So you packed Carver, is that what I hear?
Well, um... Kinnick was full too and we went 4-8 last year.
It's time to think about football, time to get the fans excited
It's been five months since our last game and no one has been indicted
We're, uh, umm, trying something new this year, it's year two of Greg Davis
And if all else fails, we've got stretch run left to save us.
We're going to a bowl game, I guarantee it.
Just like that, um, hippie, who was in those commercials with Farrah Fawcett.
The basketball team had a nice run, you filled Hawkeye Nation with pride
But it's football season now, so please step aside.
But (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) has had enough
The (bleep) season might be (bleep) (bleep) over
But (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) we're not close to being done so take cover
I'll make this short, I'll make this sweet, that's my vow
You (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)
It's our school now.
Kirk stands with mouth agape.
Kirk walks back to his office.