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MARCHIFORNICATION 2013 Round One: Christopher Polyblend vs. Ken O'Keefe

It's pants vs. punts.

Before we get to this afternoon's matchup, the annual message from Commissioner Breadman:

STANZI BRACKET

Number 4 Seed: CHRISTOPHER POLYBLEND

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What He Did to Get Here: Made Iowa's Pro Combat jersey, then made a bunch more: Indiana, Michigan, Nebraska, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Illinois, OMHR, Michigan State, Northwestern, Penn State, Ohio State, Penn State again, and even Iowa State.

Number 5 Seed: KEN O'KEEFE

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What He Did to Get Here: Created Coach Vending Machine then helped stop him from using his super-secret playbook; stopped to say goodbye; met Ochocinco; swore on television; actually had a pretty good season in Miami; did the KOK-a doodle.