Iowa State guard DeAndre Kane transferred to the school from Marshall, where he was thrown off the team despite being named All-Conference USA twice. Because Kane is a Marshall graduate, he is allowed to play at his new school as a graduate student, provided that the graduate program in which he is enrolled is not offered at his old school. Marshall does not have a veterinary medicine program, so we're going to assume that's what he's doing in Ames.
Oh, and DeAndre pokes people in the eyes.
Welcome to Intro to Veterinary Medicine.
Today, we're going to go on rounds at the veterinary hospital and see some patients.
Follow me.
Our first patient is Snowball. She's a 6 year old housecat with retinal degeneration.
That's a disease where the animal's eyes are deficient in a particular acid, which causes them to lose vision.
If you look at the cat's eye you can see --
/pokes cat in the eye
MEOW
/jumps off examining table
DeAndre, that was far too firm. You just needed to softly touch the outer eyeball, not jam your finger in the cat's eyes.
BUT THAT CAT LOOKED AT ME FUNNY
She's a cat. She looks at everyone funny. It doesn't mean you can try to poke her eyes out.
Let's move on.
Up next is Buster, a 4 year old pit bull terrier. Buster is here because he got a thorn caught in his paw.
If you lift the dog's front leg and look at the --
/pokes dog in eyes
BARK
/runs away
DEANDRE
YOU SAW IT DOC THAT DOG WAS THROWING ELBOWS AT ME WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
How about not gouging a dog's eyes out? He wasn't throwing elbows. I was holding his arm up.
We're going to move on to the next animal, another simple housecat. Please do not poke the --
/pokes cat in the eyes
MEOW
/jumps off table
WHY IS HE ORANGE AND SHIT. I DON'T LIKE ORANGE.
Do you even know what animals are? What was your undergraduate major?
I would like to get you some exposure to birds. I don't think I have any birds around...
I GOT TWO BIRDS RIGHT HERE
/double middle finger to the animal hospital
This is a quarter horse. He's just getting a checkup.
BOOM
/pokes horse in the eyes
NEIGH
/runs through hospital
FOLLOW ADAM JACOBI
Mr. Kane, I'm sorry, but I don't think you're the right fit for this program.
You're going to have to leave.
AW MAN, AGAIN?
/walks out of hospital
RING
RING
HEY COACH HOIBERG
DeAndre, this is Coach Fred Hoiberg of the Iowa State Cyclones.
I understand it you just got thrown out of your program?
YEAH I DON'T THINK I CAN BE A VET
Have you ever given any thought to being a Cyclone?
How soon can you be in Ames?