Dear football game,
Please don't be stupid. Please let this be a game where Iowa's offense actually looks like it knows what it's doing. Please let this be a game where they score a few freaking touchdowns. Please don't let this game be close in the fourth quarter.
Dedicated Hawkeye Fan
The game kicks off at 11 AM CST, with TV coverage on BTN.
The usual rules apply: no links to illegal online streams, no porn, no religion, no politics, no slurs. Don't be an ass.