(Talking on the telephone) This Weisman thing is a huge blessing. We are now one step closer to finally running a two fullback, three tight end system. My god, think of the execution *snort* I think I just chewed through this piece of gum in excitemen- whoa, speak of the devil, here is the man now. I'll talk to you later Ken. Uh-huh, uh-huh, I will give James a hug for you. Bye.
I don't need more carries. In fact, this isn't really even football related. Things just haven't felt right since Saturday, you know? Things have started to come up and today might just be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
I'm not done. Now I'm still near the downtown area and they have a bunch of cones set up, so I'm thinking construction. I walk along the street when suddenly it gives way and now I'm inches away from a humongous sinkhole, I nearly lost my wallet.
Yeah and I'm not done, I get to that beautiful park. The one with the fountain. And all of a sudden I get attacked by a ninja, but its not just any ninja. It's a kid, like from that movie 3 Ninjas. Have you seen that?
Coach Ferentz stares in shocked horror
The good news is that it's just a kid, so I kind of jump and kick him and he's out cold, but now I'm starting to freak out a little bit. I mean... fallen tree, runaway car, sinkhole, tiny ninja, things aren't adding up. Finally, though, I get to my house...
No, then I found myself in a cave. I don't know what exactly I was thinking, maybe I thought the football offices has some kind of underground entrance like the bat cave, but about 200 yards in I found the skeletons and that was my cue to turn back.
The two leave
It begins to rain and a wolf howls in the distance