Ken O'Keefe appeared on HBO's Hard Knocks last night -- and actually had speaking lines! Not only did he speak, but ol' Kenny swore. It was rather jarring, so we had to contact the man and see how things were going.
Hey, Ken, did you hear the news about Barkley Hill? He tore his ACL.
Yeah, no kidding. What a bummer. But, hey, it's nice that you still care about Iowa and all, but you're coaching for the Dolphins now! How are they gonna be this year?
Oh. That's rough, but hey, rookie quarterbacks, right? What about the receivers -- how are they looking without Chad Johnson out there?
Yikes. Oh hey, did you hear that Eric Steinbach retired today?
Yeah, that sucked. Well, I better get going. Any parting thoughts for Iowa fans?