In the Iowa football offices
Vandenberg sighs as he exits the office
Captain America Herky stays right where he is.
The next day the two Hawkeyes walk through Iowa City with Vandenberg in full uniform
So much for remaining incognito before the Fourth. Hey, maybe nobody will notice a Hawkeye football player in full uniform followed by a mascot wearing a Captain America costume and a giant plastic head. We'll fit right in. (Turning back to Herky) You really had to make me wear this?
Not surprisingly the two are hounded by fans of all ages and after an hour of pictures and autographs, Vandenberg has made it just three blocks.
Herky turns and looks, while Vandenberg takes off on a dead sprint
The chase is short lived as Vandenberg is tackled by Herky
Because I love it, I love it so much. This great land from the amber waves of grain to the oceans white with foam. There's only one America and I don't know if you truly love it, our last quarterback was made in America. His back said so. With you, there is no proof.
Vandenberg pulls off the mask to reveal one Richard Stanzi
The two men embrace and go their separate ways, each knowing America is at stake.
Stanzi takes off his mask