The scene opens with the Basketball World Order in the ring
We're gonna do a little survey
It's real, real simple
Either you're with us...or you're against us.
So how many people here came to see football?
/smattering of cheers
How many people are down with the B...W...
How about we let them decide it at the bottom of the post?
Oh, looky look what we've got here. The Mandenberg.
I don't see anyone with you, Mandenberg.
You come out here by yourself, Opie?
You'd better go back to Mayberry and get Sheriff Taylor.
Oh, the Sheriff is here, Gatens, and he brought a posse with him.
AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME CUZ I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'D UNDERSTAND
Ladies and gentlemen, KOKAINE himself...KEN O'KEEFE!
/walks out onto ramp
MOTOR INN WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT AND FINDING MR. RIGHT
I proudly introduce the newest horseman...CHRIS "RHABDO" DOYLE!
/walks out onto ramp, yells something indecipherable at bWo
These men exemplify Iowa football: Hard work. Sacrifice. Lack of a tan.
And these men are going to finish you once and...
I almost forgot the fourth horseman!
Ladies and gentlemen, "NATURE BOY" KIRK FERENTZ!
/walk to ring
/stand toe to toe
These your four, Ferentz?
These are my four.
You ready for this?
Bring it, McCaffery.