Gentlemen, we face our most formidable opponent yet. Gatens and Brommer are formidable enough by themselves, but McCaffery doubles their effectiveness. And Barta is...well, he's Bloodpunch. He's ruthless, and he's power-hungry, and he'll use every one of his connections and every bit of his cunning to win. We need a fourth man, and he has to do something we can't do ourselves.
What about Canzeri? He's a Danny Woodhead-type player. They don't have one of those. Get him in here. CANZERI!
/runs out of tunnel
GRRRRR AHHHHHH! /tears ACL
Jordan Canzeri has been eliminated by AIRBHGGING
STOP THE PROCEEDINGS
Commissioner Breadman!
I saw that unprovoked attack, AIRBHG. A preemptive strike on a Marchifornication participant who is not in your bracket is a violation of Marchifornication rule 13.8. By the power vested in me by the Marchifornication governing board, you are hereby DISQUALIFIED.
AIRBHG has been eliminated by technicality
This leaves Ferentz, McCaffery, O'Keefe, and Vandenberg in the Marchifornication bracket. Given the nature of your current conflict, I further decree that the Marchifornication final will be an eight-man match between bWo and the Ferentz Four. Choose your fourth, gentlemen. We need to brainstorm. What about McNutt? Getting ready for the draft. A.J. Derby? Transferred, and kind of hates you for beating him in the first round. Also, you sort of made him a linebacker. Jamie Pollard? I'm trying to win here, Ken. Come on. J Leman? Retired. Ron Zook? Fired.
Where you goin', what you lookin' for? What was that? No idea. We could promote Soup Campbell. Non-starter. No experience at this level. What about Greg Davis? Yeah, like I really want the fourth member of our team playing from the press box. You know those boys don't want to play anymore for you Seriously, what is that? Coach, I'm pretty sure that is "Sister Christian" Did you say "Sister Christian"? Of course. Yeah, they really need to upgrade the music around here. If I hear "Black Betty" one more time I'm going to -- Quiet, James. Call the Commissioner. We have our fourth man.