When we left two hours ago, Kirk Ferentz and Ken O'Keefe had discovered they had two hours to stop Coach Vending Machine from obtaining the launch code to KOK's top secret playbook...
Maybe we should --
shhhhhhhhhh
But Coach, if we -- Stop it, Soup. This isn't the time. I was just going to say, if we -- CAN'T YOU SEE WE HAVE A LEAD? WHY WOULD WE DO ANYTHING CRAZY? SIT IN THAT CHAIR, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND LEAVE IT TO THE DEFENSE.
There is no defense. If the clock runs out and we do nothing, we lose. Thanks for the advice, Bielema. If we just play the percentages and fair catch every --
PING PING PING PING PING PING
It got the final digit. It has the launch code.
/look over to Coach Vending Machine's display
Your secret password was 1234 KOK? I know, I can't believe it figured it out either. Oh no. It's launching the playbook.
What's it doing? It's learning.
How many more plays does this have, Ken? Only like four or five more.
Lightbulbs pop as the screen goes dark...
Hello Nathan Chandler. Nathan Chandler? Robot quarterback. Oh, right.
/cheers and shouts Stand down the spread offense, put the veer option back on the shelf. We can go back to sitting on the ball like an egg! Nice work there, Ken. Thank you, sir. Do you think the dolphins can go another day or two without you? Because I've got some unfinished business to attend to, and I could use your help. We never did get our final battle together, did we? Let's do it now. I'm in.