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* Belated author's note: The photo of the Iowa assistant coaches was taken by Jeff Becker. Also, I'm sure the estate of Cecil B. DeMille might want to have a word with me. Lastly, for clarification, the font is unclear in certain spots so that the letters "li" look like the letter "u", and I wanted to assure any young readers that the words in panels 3 and 4 are "Plissken" and "flick".