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MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: KIRK FERENTZ vs. FRAN McCAFFERY

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NUMBER ONE SEED: KIRK FERENTZ

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First Round: Defeated A.J. Derby 463-108.

NUMBER FIVE SEED: FRAN McCAFFERY

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First Round: Defeated Norm Parker 350-257.

Gary_dolphin_icon_medium So we settle in for this long-anticipated second round matchup.
Gary_dolphin_icon_medium Iowa's two most prominent coaches squaring off, and I'm not sure we know what to...
Icongatens_medium Hey yo Billionaire Kirk

Icongatens_mediumBrommericon_medium /walk to ring
Icongatens_medium You'd better get your guys, because it's time we end this
Gary_dolphin_icon_medium Oh no
Gary_dolphin_icon_medium Vandenberg is on O'Keefe Island and Ken O'Keefe is nowhere to be found
Gary_dolphin_icon_medium Ferentz needs some help, and there's nobody here on his side
Gary_dolphin_icon_medium Gatens and Brommer have entered the ring
Gary_dolphin_icon_medium And...dear God. McCaffery has a chair

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Icongatens_mediumBrommericon_mediumIconmccaffrey_medium /attack Ferentz
Icongatens_medium THIS IS OUR SCHOOL NOW KIRK
Brommericon_medium WHERE IS YOUR PRECIOUS FOOTBALL NOW KIRK?
Icongatens_medium YOUR TIME IS UP
Brommericon_medium THERE IS A NEW BASKETBALL WORLD ORDER

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Gary_dolphin_icon_medium Here comes Barta!
Gary_dolphin_icon_medium Yeah! Here comes the sheriff! Go get 'em, Gary!
Barta2icon_medium /runs into ring
Icongatens_mediumBrommericon_mediumIconmccaffrey_medium /stop pulverizing Ferentz, back away slowly
Barta2icon_medium /looks at McCaffery
Iconmccaffrey_medium /looks at Barta
Barta2icon_medium /nods
Iconmccaffrey_medium /nods
Gary_dolphin_icon_medium What?
Gary_dolphin_icon_medium NO!
Barta2icon_medium /attacks Ferentz
Iconbarta_mediumYou been BLOODPUNCHED, son! BWO 4 LIFE!
Gary_dolphin_icon_medium Barta has joined BWO! Bah gawd!
Icongatens_mediumBrommericon_mediumIconmccaffrey_mediumIconbarta_medium /celebrate in the ring

...TO BE CONTINUED