In the basement of the Hayden Fry Football Complex, a coffee machine sits...
bleepy bloopy
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PING
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Even when I'm mumblemumble you
It's not your Farta, it's not your Farta
Yeah
And even when I'm smellin' your poo
It's not your Farta, it's not your Farta, yeah
This must be the coffee machine that Farta wanted me to find.
Just find a dollar...
Press A3...
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/presses A3 again
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/repeatedly presses A3
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PING
/pushes machine
/pushes machine harder
/punches machine
Dadgumit.
Maybe there's a number to call for a refund.
/looks on left of machine, sees nothing
/looks on right of machine
Aw, fiddlesticks. I've got to get to O'Keefe Island.