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MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: James Vandenberg Gets Some Coffee

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In the basement of the Hayden Fry Football Complex, a coffee machine sits...

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Coachmachine_icon_medium Vending_display_1000_00k_medium

Coachmachine_icon_medium bleepy bloopy

Coachmachine_icon_medium whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Coachmachine_icon_medium bleepbloopwhirrrrrrrrr

Coachmachine_icon_medium PING

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Coachmachine_icon_medium whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbleepwhirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Vandenberg_icon_medium Even when I'm mumblemumble you

Vandenberg_icon_medium It's not your Farta, it's not your Farta

Vandenberg_icon_medium Yeah

Vandenberg_icon_medium And even when I'm smellin' your poo

Vandenberg_icon_medium It's not your Farta, it's not your Farta, yeah

Vandenberg_icon_medium This must be the coffee machine that Farta wanted me to find.

Vandenberg_icon_medium Just find a dollar...

Vandenberg_icon_medium Press A3...

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Coachmachine_icon_medium whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbleepwhirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Vandenberg_icon_medium /presses A3 again

Coachmachine_icon_medium whirrrrrrrrrrrrrbleepybloopywhirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbloopwhirrrrr

Vandenberg_icon_medium /repeatedly presses A3

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Coachmachine_icon_medium PING

Coachmachine_icon_medium Vending_display_1030_00k_medium

Vandenberg_icon_medium /pushes machine

Vandenberg_icon_medium /pushes machine harder

Vandenberg_icon_medium /punches machine

Vandenberg_icon_medium Dadgumit.

Vandenberg_icon_medium Maybe there's a number to call for a refund.

Vandenberg_icon_medium /looks on left of machine, sees nothing

Vandenberg_icon_medium /looks on right of machine

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Vandenberg_icon_medium Aw, fiddlesticks. I've got to get to O'Keefe Island.