In the basement of the Hayden Fry Football Complex, a coffee machine sits... bleepy bloopy whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bleepbloopwhirrrrrrrrr PING whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbleepwhirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Even when I'm mumblemumble you It's not your Farta, it's not your Farta Yeah And even when I'm smellin' your poo It's not your Farta, it's not your Farta, yeah This must be the coffee machine that Farta wanted me to find. Just find a dollar... Press A3... whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbleepwhirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr /presses A3 again whirrrrrrrrrrrrrbleepybloopywhirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbloopwhirrrrr /repeatedly presses A3 whirrrrrrrrrrrrbloopwhirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr PING /pushes machine /pushes machine harder /punches machine Dadgumit. Maybe there's a number to call for a refund. /looks on left of machine, sees nothing /looks on right of machine Aw, fiddlesticks. I've got to get to O'Keefe Island.