NUMBER THREE SEED: JAMES VANDENBERG
Round One: Defeated Big Ron and The Noodle 363-140.
NUMBER TWO SEED: "BLOODPUNCH" GARY BARTA
Round One: Defeated Scare-Center 280-137.
Hey Hey hey hey Before we begin, let me address this issue with Gatens and Brommer. I don't know what their problem is, but they've asked me to name a team of three, and I told them I would today. I choose Kirk Ferentz...
What's up, Farta?
LOL Stop calling me Farta I'll try to muster up another nickname, but in the meantime, you're Farta. I choose Kirk Ferentz, James Vandenberg... LOL Farta that's hilarious coach. ...and Ken O'Keefe! ... ... Ken O'Keefe! ... 
He's saving the dolphins on Ken O'Keefe Island, Mr. Barta. Well, James, go get him. Before you go, though, get me a cup of coffee, would you? There's a machine in the basement.
So, it looks like they're both staying in Marchifornication, but the games must be played, so who wins Round Two?