Thank you for joining me here, Brandon
Aren't you wondering why we're here?
Well, we're here because I tho--
OK then. We're here because I'm your new coach, and I feel like your previous training was lacking a certain component.
The receivers on this team lack mental toughness.
are we gonna cut up a turtle? because i don't want to cut up a turtle. i like...
like turtles. Yes, yes, I know. No, Brandon, we are not dissecting a turtle.
/points behind Brandon Marshall
Wrestle that crocodile, Brandon.
pretty sure thats a alligator coach
You can't outrun a gator in the swamp, Brandon! You have no choice but to...
This was a lot easier with Christensen and Vandenberg.
Okay, replace the ball with another alligator.
/chomps at Brandon Marshall's hand
naw just gonna grab some water
Wait, you're not freaked out that I'm here?