Let me get this straight. The reason players are leaving is not a stringent team code of conduct, unimaginative schemes or just plain stubbornness - it's a malevolent deity whose sole purpose of being is hating our running back corps.
Well, I was conducting a little research on the OnlineNet and I stumbled across something called Wiki Encyclopeida and there was an article about a certain staff that can weaken AIRBHG and stem his powers.
In a classroom in western Iowa
...Lincoln wanted a gentle reconstruction, after all his whole message was preserving the Union. Unfortunately, Lincoln's plan never came to be because on April 14th during a showing of "Our American Cousin," an actor, John Wilkes Booth, crept up the stairs, slowly opened the door knob and sh....
Kirk and Gary walk into the now empty classroom
Sure. I was out exploring the Iowa countryside and this small piece of weird black wood was sticking out of the ground and it was like something I had never seen before, so I pulled out my trusty pocket knife and cut off a piece for myself.
Cut to a seedy bar
Somewhere in Northwest Iowa
Of course, I did. We're on our way to dig up something that could have some mythical value. Of course it's like Indiana Jones. And should you be the one talking, I can't even explain what you're wearing.
We've been looking for this staff for five years now and never knew where to look. Then one of Mr. Brownlee's high school students overheard Coach Ferentz mention the staff and that you knew where it was.
Brownlee and O'Meara dig around the staff for the next 30 minutes, until it begins to start tipping
Paki pulls Sam back
Paki and Sam both grab the small piece of staff as Rhoads pulls the remainder of the staff out of the ground
Suddenly, the sky comes alive with fire and the winds begin to gust.
While celebrating, Rhoads gets caught by the wind and topples backwards into the recently dug hole, the staff flying from his hands.
Suddenly, a tail of fire strikes Rhoads' knee and the Iowa State coach collapses on the ground
The winds blow harder and sends the staff, now glowing, straight into the air before sending it straight back to earth, impaling it again in the hole. Things become calm again.
Two days later