... I will skin you where you stand and use your flesh to make a kite, son.
Um, thank you. And you are? You look... familiar.
I think I could hold my own in a fight. I beat Tom Astutz for the last bear claw at MAC Media Days a few years ago. I know how to make fat boys cry.
Coach Kill, I'm Scoops McBreakingnewsington, and I wanted to ask you --
Scoops what? That name sounds ridiculously fake.
Uh... yes, Tim left us some fine players to work with.
You certainly know a lot about Minnesota players, uh, Scoops.
Goddammit, Tim, I know you miss your former players, but this has got to stop. You were fired.
Yes, I imagine there are gophers in Pasadena. Wait, are you still talking about taking Minnesota to the Rose Bowl?
Champion of what?
Tim, we've been over this. Ten times, in fact.
I had the locks changed at The Bank.
Don't test me, Tim. I will make sure this restraining order is enforced.
Wait...are you even qualified to be a reporter?
/snorts ... sideline reporter...
Tim, watching five minutes of an awards show doesn't count.
Again, watching reruns of Big Ten Tonight everyday doesn't count.
I miss the MAC.