Er, right. Any questions?
Seriously, no questions? We've been a member of the Big Ten since 1899! That's a lot longer than those Johnny-Come-Latelys like Nebraska and Penn State. Hell, we've even been here longer than Ohio State!
Uh, that game's in Indianapolis. We play in Bloomington.
... oh. Do you think you're going to lose your sausages and throw your gum at someone this year?
Um, I think that was the last guy.
... oh. Coach, how did it feel to beat a #1-ranked Florida team in 1997?
Um, that was a different guy, too. In fact, he's sitting right next to you.
Dammit, that was another guy, too. And he's dead.
Does anyone have any real football questions for me? My name is Kevin Wilson and this is an exciting, brand new era for Indiana Hoosiers football!
Dammit, I just got a verbal commitment from Gunner Kiel, the top quarterback recruit in the entire friggin' country!
Hey there, NCAA Sanctions-Bot 5000!
Fuck you guys.