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MARCHIFORNICATION, THE FINAL FOURNICATION: STANZI-PAKI POSTGAME

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Back at Castle Stanzi, Ricky and Birk Berentz go for a walk

 

Stanziicon_medium You should've seen it, Coach!  You really should've seen it!
Stanziicon_medium First I caught him with a left
Stanziicon_medium And then I tagged him with a right.
Stanziicon_medium Then I stepped back, and I remembered that it wasn't November, so I hit him with a bomb!
Stanziicon_medium Pakimomb THAT, right?
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium That's great, Ricky.  Congratulations.
Stanziicon_medium The voters came through, too.  I won in a landslide!
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium A WHAT?
Stanziicon_medium A landslide.  You know, a rout.  A blowout.  An avalanche.
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium DID YOU SAY AVALANCHE?
Stanziicon_medium Yeah, it's a figure of speech, Coach.
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium Oh, um...heh heh.  Sorry.  I just misheard you.
Stanziicon_medium Is everything OK, Coach?
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium Yeah, yeah, of course.  Everything is fine.
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium Could you please stand over there, Ricky?  It's...it's for a picture or something

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Stanziicon_medium Over here?
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium Yeah, right over there.  Just stand still.
Stanziicon_medium Where's the photographer?
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium He's hidden.  Parks Department regulations.
Rushmore_icon_medium rumble
Stanziicon_medium What was that?
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium Oh, I'm sure it was nothing.  Just stand there for a few more seconds...
Rushmore_icon_medium rumble van coleman rumble

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Stanziicon_medium Did you hear that?
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium Hear what?
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium All I heard was you becoming a star, Ricky!
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium Now let me get out of the way of your picture.
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium /runs away
Stanziicon_medium Coach Berentz?
Rushmore_icon_medium Rumble Brad Banks is like Butler Rumble

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Stanziicon_medium What is that rumbling?
Stanziicon_medium Where are you going, Coach?
Stanziicon_medium Coach?
Rushmore_icon_medium RUMBLE KINNICK STADIUM TRAFFIC REALLY SUCKS DOESN'T IT RUMBLE
Stanziicon_medium Coach?
Rushmore_icon_medium RUMBLE THIS IS AN ENTIRE PARAGRAPH RUMBLE
Stanziicon_medium AAAAAAHHHHHH!

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Ricky Stanzi has been eliminated by Hartylanche

Ferentzbeard_icon_medium /opens cell phone
Ferentzbeard_icon_medium /takes off mask
Iconcell_medium beep boop beep
Gamekok_thumb_medium It's done.  Pull the trigger.