You should've seen it, Coach! You really should've seen it! First I caught him with a left And then I tagged him with a right. Then I stepped back, and I remembered that it wasn't November, so I hit him with a bomb! Pakimomb THAT, right?
That's great, Ricky. Congratulations. The voters came through, too. I won in a landslide! A WHAT? A landslide. You know, a rout. A blowout. An avalanche. DID YOU SAY AVALANCHE? Yeah, it's a figure of speech, Coach. Oh, um...heh heh. Sorry. I just misheard you. Is everything OK, Coach? Yeah, yeah, of course. Everything is fine. Could you please stand over there, Ricky? It's...it's for a picture or something
Over here? Yeah, right over there. Just stand still. Where's the photographer? He's hidden. Parks Department regulations.
rumble What was that? Oh, I'm sure it was nothing. Just stand there for a few more seconds... rumble van coleman rumble
Did you hear that? Hear what? All I heard was you becoming a star, Ricky! Now let me get out of the way of your picture. /runs away Coach Berentz? Rumble Brad Banks is like Butler Rumble
What is that rumbling? Where are you going, Coach? Coach? RUMBLE KINNICK STADIUM TRAFFIC REALLY SUCKS DOESN'T IT RUMBLE Coach? RUMBLE THIS IS AN ENTIRE PARAGRAPH RUMBLE AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Ricky Stanzi has been eliminated by Hartylanche
/opens cell phone /takes off mask
beep boop beep
It's done. Pull the trigger.