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MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 1: THE EVIL WIZGERALD VS. THE PELICAN OF THE NIGHT

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THE #2 SEED: THE EVIL WIZGERALD

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What have you done? Cut off Corey Wooton's head with a machete, then magically brought a Wendy's baked potato to life to take out Ricky Stanzi. Not content with that, he killed the magic potato with a fireball, Chun Li style. He then somehow beat Iowa again. He's such a doucherocket.

THE #7 SEED: PELICAN WHORE

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What did you do? Whored around. Was a pelican. Like many strippers and prostitutes with unique features, built a small but extremely dedicated following. Also did an interview with StoopsMyAss.

LET'S GET IT ON!

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