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MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 1: CAPTAIN AMERICA HERKY VS. MATT GATENS LEGACY

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SEED #4: MATT GATENS LEGACY

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What did you do?  Punted Todd Lickliter in the head, thereby ending his career.  Formed a stable with Hawkeye legacy recruits Roy Marble Jr. and Darius Stokes Played wrestlers in Fran McCaffery's office.  Basically ripped off Randy Orton just so we could make an inside joke about Andrew Brommer and The Great Khali.

SEED #5: CAPTAIN AMERICA HERKY

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What did you do?  For maybe the first time ever, the athletic department embraced a grassroots meme from the students and the internet and executed it flawlessly.  Captain America Herky was the natural outgrowth of the "Love It or Leave It" motto from Stanzi's Orange Bowl postgame speech, brought to the field for Hallow...

Icongatens_medium  Shut up.
Iconbhgp_medium  I beg your pardon?
Icongatens_medium
  I said shut up or I'll punt Herky in the skull.
Iconbhgp_medium  Why would you do that?  That's insane.
Icongatens_medium Because I'm insane.  I hear voices in my head.  And I'm a viper.  Or something.  MKG!
Icongatens_medium /drops to floor, pounds on floor with fists
Icongatens_medium People like me, and nobody's quite sure why!
Icongatens_medium But I'll totally punt that bird right in his enorm...
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U CAN'T C ME MY TIME IS NOW
Mayicon_medium /flashes hand over face
Mayicon_medium /hustles
Mayicon_medium /is loyal
Mayicon_medium /respects
Mayicon_medium Hello Iowa City how we doin' tonight?
Mayicon_medium I thought I'd just stop by to...
Icongatens_medium HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY MATCH!  Devyn, I order you to take Eric May out!
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Um, I'm kinda better than both of you now, so I don't really think I should be taking ord...
Icongatens_medium TAKE HIM OUT OR I WILL PUNT YOU IN THE SKULL
Marble_icon_medium I'm not really afraid of you guys.
Icongatens_medium /attacks Devyn Marble
Marble_icon_medium /puts Matt Gatens in the sharpshooter

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Iconbhgp_medium Ring the bell!  RING THE DAMN BELL!
Hebner_icon_medium  /rings bell
Icongatens_medium What the hell?


CAPTAIN AMERICA HERKY HAS WON BY MONTREAL SCREWJOB!

Icongatens_medium /spits on BHGP
Icongatens_medium /goes to WCW
Caherky_icon_medium Ca-caw?