SEED #4: MATT GATENS LEGACY
What did you do? Punted Todd Lickliter in the head, thereby ending his career. Formed a stable with Hawkeye legacy recruits Roy Marble Jr. and Darius Stokes. Played wrestlers in Fran McCaffery's office. Basically ripped off Randy Orton just so we could make an inside joke about Andrew Brommer and The Great Khali.
SEED #5: CAPTAIN AMERICA HERKY
What did you do? For maybe the first time ever, the athletic department embraced a grassroots meme from the students and the internet and executed it flawlessly. Captain America Herky was the natural outgrowth of the "Love It or Leave It" motto from Stanzi's Orange Bowl postgame speech, brought to the field for Hallow...
Shut up.
I beg your pardon? I said shut up or I'll punt Herky in the skull. Why would you do that? That's insane. Because I'm insane. I hear voices in my head. And I'm a viper. Or something. MKG! /drops to floor, pounds on floor with fists People like me, and nobody's quite sure why! But I'll totally punt that bird right in his enorm...
U CAN'T C ME MY TIME IS NOW /flashes hand over face /hustles /is loyal /respects Hello Iowa City how we doin' tonight? I thought I'd just stop by to... HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY MATCH! Devyn, I order you to take Eric May out!
Um, I'm kinda better than both of you now, so I don't really think I should be taking ord... TAKE HIM OUT OR I WILL PUNT YOU IN THE SKULL I'm not really afraid of you guys. /attacks Devyn Marble /puts Matt Gatens in the sharpshooter
Ring the bell! RING THE DAMN BELL!
/rings bell What the hell?
CAPTAIN AMERICA HERKY HAS WON BY MONTREAL SCREWJOB!
/spits on BHGP /goes to WCW
Ca-caw?