HOT, SWEATY SEMIFINAL ACTION. GET SOME.
THE #1 SEED: BLOODPUNCH BARTA
Round 1: Defeated Gila Ben, 469-72
THE #5 SEED: DINOSAUR RACECARS
Round 1: Defeated Brennan Cougill 563-247
Yes. As you'll see in this recent decree, the University of Iowa will not sanction any athletic competitions between non-human organisms that A) feature any direct, extremity-to-extremity combat or B) involve animals that are more than human-waist-tall, or C) are not recognized by all-powerful sports media organization SBNation.com.