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MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 1: BLOODPUNCH VS. GILA BEN

THE #1 SEED: BLOODPUNCH

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What did you do? Punkin' ain't easy -- oh wait, yes it is when the victim is Jamie Pollard. Bloodpunch pretended to be Jim Delany during EXPANSIONPALOOZA. Then he was the NCAA. Then he got Iowa State into a bowl game. Then he was Gene Chizik. He also found time to crack back against UI Public Safety and copped to death threats against Tyler Smith.

THE #8 SEED: GILA BEN

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What did you do? Starred in a podcast (not really). Was a gila monster. Wore sunglasses. Gila'd with it.

The only question left is: Does Bloodpunch have to choke a gila?

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