#4 SEED: BRENDAN COUGILL
What have you done?: Played a lot for Todd Lickliter, but not enough for the Sioux City Journal's tastes, got really good at long-range shooting (which is what you want for the heaviest person on the floor, really), got in position for major minutes in Fran's up-tempo offense, promptly flunked out of Iowa.
#5 SEED: DINOSAUR RACECARS
What have you done?: Big-time interview with Jon Bois of SB's Nation Doc Com. Turned around in circles and did racing. Revolutionized dinosports forever.
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