(clapping hands) Alright guys, let's bring it in. Let's bring it in. Now today's an important day, we need to bring our A-games. We need to be smart, we need to be mistake free and we need to execute.
The Ferentz family sits around the family table
Yeah, sure... Dear God, we are thankful for all that you have given us - the stretch zone, the 4-3 defense, Wrigley's Spear-o-Mint gum, Marcus Coker, punting...
Marcus has also been healthy throughout the year and so has Marvin. Lord, you have blessed us so much, but you have also tested us this year. Mika'il and the whole Factbook thing, what was that? Granting Steele Jantz superpowers for one game? Continuing to confound me with special teams? But you know what, I'm just going to chalk that up to a failure in execution and I know you'll be better next week.
Ten minutes pass
The meal is finished and a stuffed family sits at the table
Well, we had a good dinner today. There were a few mistakes along the way, but overall it was a good meal for this team and one we truly needed. I'm not about to rub this win in Thanksgiving's face, we may not be the sexiest outfit around, but we got the job done today and that's what matters. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to answer the media's questions in the living room.
Overheard in the living room