WE'RE TALKIN' FOOTBALL: AFTERNOON GAMES OPEN THREAD

Only a few hours to go 'til Iowa takes on the hated Purple Mafia 'neath the lights of Kinnick.  We can make it.  I know we can.

The afternoon games, courtesy Awful Announcing:

Florida State @ Duke (3PM ACC Net) Rich Waltz, Keith Jones, Jenn Hildreth
2 Louisiana State @ Tennessee (3:30 CBS) Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson
7 Oklahoma State @ 21 Texas (3:30 ABC/ESPN) Sean McDonough, Matt Millen, Samantha Steele
Ohio State @ 15 Illinois (3:30 ABC/ESPN) Bob Wischusen, Bob Davie, Heather Cox
12 Georgia Tech @ Virginia (3:30 ESPNU) Pam Ward, Dan Hawkins
Central Florida @ SMU (3:30 FSN) Ron Thulin, JC Pearson, Jeremy Bloom
Colorado @ Washington (3:30 ROOT) Tom Glasgow, Jason Stiles, Jen Mueller, Alanna Rizzo
South Florida @ Connecticut (3:30 Big East Net) Jim Barbar, Christian Fauria

Okie State-Texas looks like the best of the lot, although LSU-Vols could be worth watching just to see if Tracy Wolfson drinks any Honey Badger Juice and Ohio State-Illinois could be a good game for rubberneckin' -- either Ohio State continues to fall on its face or The Fightin' Zooks get Zook'd.  And if you find yourself lingering on ESPNU, have a shot: you need to be way drunker than you are to handle prolonged exposure to Pam Ward and Dan Hawkins.

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