Former Hawkeye wrestlers Brent Metcalf and Mike Zadick are headed to Mother Russia this week to
end communism kick ass, take names, and win some World Championship gold. Naturally BHGP wishes them well, although thanks to the handy dandy BHGP Time Machine, we already know what's going to happen. Because we love you so much, we thought we'd share the details
You will lose because of your weak American genetics and your pathetic training. Allow me to sing to prove glory of Russia.
Tag team? Uh, I'm here to wrestle solo in freestyle competition, three rounds, funky scoring, and -- oh fuck it, you're on.
/Slaughter turns, grabs a folding chair, slams it over the back of Mr. America, throws down his hat and dons an ushanka
/Slaughter turns and slams the folding chair on the Iron Sheik, rips off the ushanka, and ties on an American flag bandanna.
BHGP wishes Zadick and Metcalf luck as they go for gold at the World Championships.