Somewhere on the east coast...
Man, there's nothing like safeguarding freedom and democracy in America by busting up a Russian spy ring to make the summer go by faster. Right, Adrian?
Damn straight. And that Russian chick was pretty hot. You know, for an evil commie spy.
It sure as heck beats helping Ken organize his sock drawer. But there's one thing about that bust that's still bugging me...
Yo, what's that, Ricky?
Well, if it hadn't been for some quick thinking on Ace's part to bite through their brake lines, those Russian spies might have escaped. It's almost like they knew we were coming...
You saying we got a spy in our crew, Ricky?
I don't know. I know it wasn't me and you were knocking out their getaway driver --
Fuckin' cabbies.
-- and Ace was biting through the brake lines. Wait...
ARF?
I know where I was and I know where you guys were, but... where was Sexy Cop during the raid? Did you see her?
Nope.
ARF
Alright, Sexy Cop, where were you when all this was going down?
Um, waiting in the car. You know, in case they escaped and we needed to chase them down.
That's bullshit, Ricky. You know Ace had the keys -- he always drives.
That's true, he is an excellent driver.
ARF!
Were you really waiting in the car, Sexy Cop?
Da -- I mean, yes.
"Da"? Only Russians say that! Pull over, Ace!
Bah! So you've uncovered my secret? умереть, американских свиньи!
BANG BANG
Look out!
(Stanzi and Clayborn swerve to avoid the bullets)
га ха! У вас нет надежды, грязный американских! Моя товарищей будет здесь любую минуту убить вас!
Ace, bogey dead ahead!
ARF ARF
Nice shooting, Ace!
Ба! Вы только задержки на неизбежность ваш Doom, американских собаки!
Aw hell, shut up, you commie bitch.
Nice punch, Adrian. I don't normally condone violence against women, but I'll make an exception for commie spies.
Damn straight.
Ace, pull over so we can get to the bottom of this.
Good lord, she's wearing a wig! Let's see what she really looks like...
What the hell?! Yo, Ricky, I thought we already busted that hot Russian broad.
га ха! Stupid American! "Anna" was my twin!
Hot damn, evil twins! This just gets more and more twisted.
ARF!
Alright, Sexy Cop, time to come clean -- who were you working with? Who's your Russian handler?
ARCHE! I' ll погибнуть прежде, чем я говорить Вам грязный свиней.
Blast! We need to get her back to HQ, Adrian. I think J speaks Russian.
bang bang
Dosvedanya... assholes. (dies)
Dammit! Now how are we going to get to the bottom of this mess?
(Meanwhile, 200 yards away...)
BRING BRING
Well? Is it done?
TROLOLOLOLO
Good. Sexy Cop was a loose end that could not be tolerated.
TROLOLOLOLO?
Nyet. It is not yet time to eliminate the Ameristanzi and his comrades. Our master wants to do that personally.
YES THAT IS TRUE. THOSE LONG-HAIRED HIPPIE DO-GOODERS AND THEIR MONGREL DOG ARE ALMOST AS ANNOYING AS THE FILTHY SPANIARDS. THEIR DEMISE MUST BE CAREFULLY PLANNED, JUST AS I PLOTTED THE DOWNFALL OF THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE IN MY YOUNGER DAYS. GODFORSAKEN TURKS.
To be continued...?