Somewhere on the east coast...
Man, there's nothing like safeguarding freedom and democracy in America by busting up a Russian spy ring to make the summer go by faster. Right, Adrian?
Damn straight. And that Russian chick was pretty hot. You know, for an evil commie spy.
(Stanzi and Clayborn swerve to avoid the bullets)
(Meanwhile, 200 yards away...)
YES THAT IS TRUE. THOSE LONG-HAIRED HIPPIE DO-GOODERS AND THEIR MONGREL DOG ARE ALMOST AS ANNOYING AS THE FILTHY SPANIARDS. THEIR DEMISE MUST BE CAREFULLY PLANNED, JUST AS I PLOTTED THE DOWNFALL OF THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE IN MY YOUNGER DAYS. GODFORSAKEN TURKS.
To be continued...?