- He once threw five interceptions in one game, just to see what it felt like.
- Professors use his test responses to create their answer key.
- He has been known to heal the sick, just by sneezing.
- He can turn Gatorade into wine, and wine into a Mercedes Benz.
- His hands are lined with pigskin.
- He can chew gum, walk and run...at the same time.
- He was not born in the USA, the USA was born in him.
- His sweat is the secret ingredient, in Rogaine.
- Women have named their children after, his number.
- The Heisman pose is an imitation of him.
- His audible calls have led defensive linemen, to religious conversion.
- He once bowled a 300 game, with a tennis ball.
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